I received this email this morning from a lawyer friend of mine.  I thought it was a perfect “I Don’t Get It” item:

“Obama wants to trademark ‘GI Bill’ so shady private schools won’t use the term to defraud veterans.  That’s the remedy?  You’re the government.  Pass a LAW —  Mr. Harvard Law — prohibiting commercial use.  Just like the one regarding the Presidential seal.

This guy needed to pay better attention in class, if for no other reason, to remember the names of the smart boys and girls so he could appoint them as advisors.”