Michael Fuller of North Carolina thought he was going to hit the big time when he went into a store to buy $476 worth of stuff at Walmart.  Either he was incredibly dumb or trying to pull a fast one – I say both.

He tried buying his vacuum cleaner with a $1,000,000.00 bill insisting it was real even though the largest bill in circulation these days is $100.  He was charged with attempting to obtain property by false pretense and uttering a forged document.