Last week, in a suburb of Detroit, the cops pulled over a van being driven by a 9-year old girl at 3 o’clock in the morning.
Turns out, her dimwit father, who was drunk on whiskey, decided to go out and stopped at a convenience store and bragged to the clerk that his 9-year old was driving his van. Fortunately, the clerk, who had some brains, called the police.
Sure enough, the police stopped the van being driven by the child 
while her father, Shawn Weimer, was in the passenger seat.
When stopped, the child said, “What did you stop me for? I was driving good.”
