Archive | June, 2012

Joke of the Day

I received this joke the other day from a friend.  It made me laugh. George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.  While there, they spot a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it’s for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia […]

Rielle Hunter’s New Book: “What Really Happened” Does Anyone Really Care?

Rielle Hunter, the “mistress” (news reports’ name for her, not mine) of John Edwards once described herself to Oprah as a “private person.”  She probably doesn’t know what the word “shame” means and I guess she’s not all that “private” anymore – she’s crawled out of the woodwork to talk about her sordid life in […]

Woody Allen: Father and Brother-in-Law

Anyone who knows me knows that I won’t buy a book, see a movie, or purchase a DVD if it’s written by or stars some idiot actor who spouts off about this country, glorifies tyrants or abuses children.  (Believe me, that leaves relatively few choices but that’s okay.) Case in point:  Woody Allen.  After he […]

It’s Nice to Know that the Killing of 77 People is Taken So Seriously

Anders Breivik is facing trial for the massacre of 77 people last July during a bombing and shooting spree in Oslo, Norway, at a youth camp on a nearby island. He claims his violent actions were part of a crusade against Islamic immigration and Norway’s increasingly multicultural society. According to the report I read, “in […]

Liberals Are a Strange Bunch

They certainly are. When it comes to abortion, liberals will fight tooth and nail against any attempt by anyone to defend the rights of the unborn and will claim an interference with their reproductive rights.  How many times have I heard liberals screaming, “Keep your laws off my body.”  “It’s my body and no one […]

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY, DESMOND HATCHETT

Well, if you don’t know who this upstanding citizen is, let me introduce you.  This is 33-year old Desmond Hatchett, who has the distinction in the state of Tennessee of fathering 30 children with eleven different women. In my day, there was an expression that it was easy to be a father, but hard to […]

And Who Didn’t Know This???

Who watches football and doesn’t know it’s a dangerous sport?  Then again, who plays football and doesn’t realize it’s a dangerous sport? Apparently, 2,000 former NFL players.  That’s who. According to their 80 lawsuits which have been consolidated, these guys are claiming that “despite its knowledge and controlling role in governing player conduct on and […]

And They’re Not Even Made Out of Gold

This is an amazing story about today’s culture. There’s a limited edition of a sneaker designed by Kanye West (remember our President called him a “jackass” a couple of years ago), the Nike Air Yeezy 2, which went on sale yesterday for $245.  Only 5,000 pairs will be sold so sneaker collectors are apparently going […]

Gloria Allred – Speaking of Cannibals

You probably heard about Rudy Eugene, who was caught on camera eating the face off of Ronald Poppa, a 65-year old homeless man, alongside a highway in broad daylight in Florida.  Eugene was fatally shot by a Miami police officer during the attack. Well, guess who’s crawled out of the woodwork once again.  That’s right.  […]

Stop with the Dumb Questions and Even Dumber Answers – It’s a Beauty Contest!

Every time I read one of these news stories, I cringe. Recently at the Miss USA pageant, Miss Ohio, Audrey Bolte, was asked the inane question, “Do you think women are depicted in movies and on television in an accurate and positive way? And please give us an example.” Her equally ridiculous answer was the […]